It’s back, and we’re ready to do it all again.
They’re never gonna win the league, but they still turn up every week don’t they, the pricks.
They’re bigger than Gillingham.
Walkers crisps and lightning in the Congo.
The prestigious NextGoalWinner POTM.
Calcio fashion show.
Security between the sticks.
Shove your El Classico, this is the real derby.
Drama, drama and more drama.