It’s back, and we’re ready to do it all again.
They’re never gonna win the league, but they still turn up every week don’t they, the pricks.
They’re bigger than Gillingham.
Calcio fashion show.
Shove your El Classico, this is the real derby.
Drama, drama and more drama.
Witness G.O.A.T.S before they’re done.
A friend first, a boss second and an entertainer third.
Sociably unsociable.
The robots have taken over.